Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
Me:
Grandma:
Me:
Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
*then later*
My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.
astrolily:

oh my god

astrolily:

oh my god

(Source: aerlush, via thatscottishgirl)

sararazayzay:

sararazayzay:

Hello Friends!

I really need your help to spread the word about my very first illustration job!

We need to get people excited about this adorable book!

We started a Kickstarter to get funding to print the book so donations are awesome, but if you cannot donate then please spread the word around!

Tell your friends, family, and co-workers and help me become a published illustrator!

I’ve worked really hard with my fellow Quirky team members to create this awesome book and we’d really appreciate your help! 

!!CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE KICKSTARTER!!

You can also check us out on:

WEBSITE

BLOG

FACEBOOK

TWITTER

PINTEREST

We have 17 days to go! Please help me spread the word around! It would be wicked awesome if I could get my illustrations published :D

(Source: egocentricartist, via giganticmagneticbitchtitties)

intheroomofrequirement:

H: Yes, the dreaded bear-dragons. They’re quite a problem on Berk.

(requested by thestoryofmylife3)

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yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

(Source: heartscatcher, via therealkeyblademaster)

me: *finishes 2 books from tbr pile*
me: wow, i deserve a reward for this awesomeness
me: *buys 1893730942 books*

The Ghost of the Player - A "Beyond: Two Souls" Review

ddrussianinja:

How much control does a player need to have over the characters in a game to feel engaged and helpful? Perhaps we should ask Aiden from “Beyond: Two Souls”.

theonlythingineedistroyler:

Actual representation of the fandoms right now

(via thepintsizedpirate)

vanase:

The Harry Potter fandom yesterday:

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The Harry Potter fandom today:

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